A husband wanted to surprise his wife on her birthday

A husband wanted to surprise his wife on her birthday

, so he decided to make her a big heart-shaped cake with the help of the house girl. 

The ignørant house girl who knows nothing about the shape of love or heart then asked the man what that shape is and he simply answered by telling her it was LOVE .

When they were done making the big love-cake , tired and sleepy, the man laid on one of the sofas in the living room swēating as a result of the strēss of cake making. The house girl,who was also very tired laid on one of the sofas in the living room too , swēating and slëeping.

After some while, the man's wife,  who's the madam of the house came home , opened the door to the living room and saw her husband swēating and slëeping, the house girl too .

Infūriated, she slāpped the house girl repeatedly, awakening her...

Madam: You this stupīd girl! Why are you slëeping in the living room?! Don't you have a room?! And by the way, is this the time to sleep?! 

House girl: I'm sorry madam, it won't happen again. It's because I was very tīred . Me and Oga have been making løve all day . We just finished and are now  resting .

The man fainted in his sleep.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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