My wife caught me in bed with my boss.

My wife caught me in bed with my boss.

She turned around swiftly and slammed the door as she walked angrily out of the room. Taking swift steps into the kitchen. 
I jumped off the bed immediately while my boss shouted nonchalantly. “Baby come back to bed”.
I ran after my wife and I met her fuming in anger with a pestle in hand. I got on my knees. “Babe it's not what you think. It was unintentional. She was going to pay me $3000 just to sleep with her. I have never slept with her. Nothing has happened yet. Please baby I'm sorry please forgive me I didn't mean to.” 
 I received a loud bang on my head. Everyone went silent for a while as I crumbled to the floor. But I persisted. “I am so sorry please forgive me.” I pleaded as she dropped the pestle and moved towards the bedroom. 

My boss was still lying there on the bed chewing on her gum. 

My wife angrily went back to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. She fumed in anger stabbing it's deep into my boss' throat. “NOOOOO!” “What did you just do?” I screamed in fear.

She dropped the knife and went into the guest room locking the door before I could join in. I begged and begged but she acted as if I wasn't there.

I went back to our main room where my boss laid lifelessly. I sat there crying until the next morning.

  I heard a loud knock coming from the frontage of the building. I hurriedly ran downstairs and on getting there, my wife had already open the door while the cops grabbed her by the arm. “You are under arrest for the murder of your husband and one Miss Rebecca.” One of the policemen thundered.

“What! But I'm still alive.” I went back into the kitchen and that was when I froze. The silence came back again as I gazed upon my own corpse swimming in the pool of my own blood.

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