A woman was at home when she heard someone knocking at her door.

A woman was at home when she heard someone knocking at her door.

She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagīna?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she heard a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagīna?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband got home she told him what has happened  the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and calm voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."
The next morning they heard a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hīde behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to  see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagīna?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's Vagīna and start using yours!!.

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